| A: | Berea este un drog puternic.
Beer is a powerful drug.
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| B: | La fel si tigarile.
So are cigarettes.
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| A: | Pe care le preferi ?
Which would you prefer?
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| B: | Ce vrei sa spui ?
What do you mean?
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| A: | Cand mori si te duci in rai, ei iti vor oferi bere sau tigari.
When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
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| B: | Pot sa le aleg doar separat ?
I could pick only one or the other?
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| A: | Da. Nimic nu este perfect, nici macar in rai.
Yes. Nothing`s perfect, not even in heaven.
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| B: | Asta e o alegere dificila.
Boy, that`s a tough one.
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| A: | Ce este asa de dificil la ea ? Desigur, voi alege tigarile.
What`s so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes.
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| B: | Dar tigarile au un gust mai bun, insotite de o bere rece.
But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
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| A: | Ei bine, nu poti avea totul.
Well, you can`t have everything.
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| B: | Nu cred ca vreau sa merg in raiul tau.
I don`t think I want to go to your heaven. |
